Hey Monkeybutt Bunny Pirate and fellow Monkeybutts

It’s yer ship mate, little Mack here.
I was up really, really late last night (cuz I took a long nap on the boat) and I heard my mom tell your mom that she’s going to buy us monkey Christmas orne ments. But don’t excited, buddy because they are GURL monkey orne ments an they are wearing frilly skirts, I think they call them 2-2s. I am NOT a gurl ! Can you call our legal department see if we have a case here? I mean, isn’t that deaf o mation of carrot sure. Thos pink cape girls will make fun of us if they find out about this. They can be really mean!